{"slip": { "id": 162, "advice": "Stop using the term \"busy\" as an excuse."}}
{"fact":"Cat families usually play best in even numbers. Cats and kittens should be aquired in pairs whenever possible.","length":110}
{"slip": { "id": 140, "advice": "If your hair is thinning, try dying your hair a similar tone to your scalp."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 177, "advice": "Everyone has their down days. Don't take it out on innocent bystanders."}}
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NGC 212 is a lenticular galaxy located approximately 369 million light-years from the Solar System in the constellation Phoenix. It was discovered on October 28, 1834 by John Herschel.
"}{"slip": { "id": 25, "advice": "Never buy cheap cling film."}}
{"slip": { "id": 165, "advice": "Eliminate the unnecessary."}}
{"slip": { "id": 188, "advice": "Measure twice, cut once."}}
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{"fact":"Cats' hearing stops at 65 khz (kilohertz); humans' hearing stops at 20 khz.","length":75}
{"fact":"Mohammed loved cats and reportedly his favorite cat, Muezza, was a tabby. Legend says that tabby cats have an \u201cM\u201d for Mohammed on top of their heads because Mohammad would often rest his hand on the cat\u2019s head.","length":210}
{"slip": { "id": 160, "advice": "Enjoy a little nonsense now and then."}}
{"fact":"The first true cats came into existence about 12 million years ago and were the Proailurus.","length":91}