{"slip": { "id": 162, "advice": "Stop using the term \"busy\" as an excuse."}}
{"fact":"A form of AIDS exists in cats.","length":30}
{"fact":"The smallest pedigreed cat is a Singapura, which can weigh just 4 lbs (1.8 kg), or about five large cans of cat food. The largest pedigreed cats are Maine Coon cats, which can weigh 25 lbs (11.3 kg), or nearly twice as much as an average cat weighs.","length":249}
{"slip": { "id": 145, "advice": "Always the burrito."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 106, "advice": "A problem shared is a problem halved."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is?","punchline":"In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.","id":107}
{"slip": { "id": 26, "advice": "Don't cross the streams."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?","punchline":"It's ok, he woke up.","id":90}
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Makkaraperunat is a street food dish popular in Finland and elsewhere. The dish consists of french fries and slices of sausage, which can be deep-fried in fat or fried in the oven and is served with condiments.
"}{"slip": { "id": 147, "advice": "Don't take life too seriously."}}
{"slip": { "id": 146, "advice": "Today, do not use the words \"Kind of\", \"Sort of\" or \"Maybe\". It either is or it isn't."}}
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{"fact":"The cat appears to be the only domestic companion animal not mentioned in the Bible.","length":84}
{"fact":"Cats are extremely sensitive to vibrations. Cats are said to detect earthquake tremors 10 or 15 minutes before humans can.","length":122}
{"fact":"During the time of the Spanish Inquisition, Pope Innocent VIII condemned cats as evil and thousands of cats were burned. Unfortunately, the widespread killing of cats led to an explosion of the rat population, which exacerbated the effects of the Black Death.","length":259}
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