{"type":"standard","title":"Singer System Ten","displaytitle":"Singer System Ten","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q7523410","titles":{"canonical":"Singer_System_Ten","normalized":"Singer System Ten","display":"Singer System Ten"},"pageid":36025964,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/35/ICL_System_25%2C_National_Museum_of_Computing.jpg/330px-ICL_System_25%2C_National_Museum_of_Computing.jpg","width":320,"height":213},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/35/ICL_System_25%2C_National_Museum_of_Computing.jpg","width":4752,"height":3168},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1261898597","tid":"1af972ec-b579-11ef-9cbd-1e977647fce0","timestamp":"2024-12-08T15:28:42Z","description":"Business computer","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Singer_System_Ten","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Singer_System_Ten?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Singer_System_Ten?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Singer_System_Ten"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Singer_System_Ten","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Singer_System_Ten","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Singer_System_Ten?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Singer_System_Ten"}},"extract":"The Singer System Ten was a small-business computer manufactured by the Singer Corporation. The System Ten, introduced in 1970, featured an early form of logical partitioning.\nThe System Ten was a character-oriented computer, using 6-bit BCD characters and decimal arithmetic.","extract_html":"
The Singer System Ten was a small-business computer manufactured by the Singer Corporation. The System Ten, introduced in 1970, featured an early form of logical partitioning.\nThe System Ten was a character-oriented computer, using 6-bit BCD characters and decimal arithmetic.
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Poacher is a 2018 Kenyan / British short film directed by Tom Whitworth. The film received wide international attention after its release in Netflix in September 2020. It also became the first ever Kenyan film to be released via Netflix.
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{"fact":"Perhaps the most famous comic cat is the Cheshire Cat in Lewis Carroll\u2019s Alice in Wonderland. With the ability to disappear, this mysterious character embodies the magic and sorcery historically associated with cats.","length":216}
{"slip": { "id": 212, "advice": "The hardest things to say are usually the most important."}}
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Raymond Jackson Pentland, is a British Church of England priest. He is a retired military chaplain, having served as Chaplain-in-Chief of the Royal Air Force and head of its Chaplains Branch from 2009 to 2014.
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{"slip": { "id": 218, "advice": "Gratitude is said to be the secret to happiness."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 101, "advice": "Alway do anything for love, but don't do that."}}