{"type":"general","setup":"I dropped a pear in my car this morning.","punchline":"You should drop another one, then you would have a pair.","id":57}
{"slip": { "id": 147, "advice": "Don't take life too seriously."}}
{"fact":"Cat paws act as tempetature regulators, shock absorbers, hunting and grooming tools, sensors, and more","length":102}
{"type":"standard","title":"Terry's nails","displaytitle":"Terry's nails","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q7704017","titles":{"canonical":"Terry's_nails","normalized":"Terry's nails","display":"Terry's nails"},"pageid":9959506,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/59/Terry%27s_nails.jpg/320px-Terry%27s_nails.jpg","width":320,"height":427},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/59/Terry%27s_nails.jpg","width":2448,"height":3264},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1239709795","tid":"b66e26ed-577c-11ef-86cd-b4940a85ba37","timestamp":"2024-08-11T00:57:42Z","description":"Medical condition","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terry's_nails","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terry's_nails?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terry's_nails?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Terry's_nails"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terry's_nails","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Terry's_nails","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terry's_nails?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Terry's_nails"}},"extract":"Terry's nails is a physical condition in which a person's fingernails or toenails appear white with a characteristic \"ground glass\" appearance without any lunula. The condition is thought to be due to a decrease in vascularity and an increase in connective tissue within the nail bed; the darker shade of the distal portion of the nail fades upon pressure, which differentiates Terry's nails from Lindsay's nails. It frequently occurs in the setting of liver failure, cirrhosis, diabetes mellitus, congestive heart failure, hyperthyroidism, or malnutrition. Eighty percent of patients with severe liver disease have Terry's nails, but they are also found in people with kidney failure, in patients with congestive heart failure and are described as a brown arc near the ends of the nails. The recognition of characteristic nail patterns, such as Terry's nails, may be a helpful herald for early diagnosis of systemic diseases. This finding was named for Richard Terry.","extract_html":"
Terry's nails is a physical condition in which a person's fingernails or toenails appear white with a characteristic \"ground glass\" appearance without any lunula. The condition is thought to be due to a decrease in vascularity and an increase in connective tissue within the nail bed; the darker shade of the distal portion of the nail fades upon pressure, which differentiates Terry's nails from Lindsay's nails. It frequently occurs in the setting of liver failure, cirrhosis, diabetes mellitus, congestive heart failure, hyperthyroidism, or malnutrition. Eighty percent of patients with severe liver disease have Terry's nails, but they are also found in people with kidney failure, in patients with congestive heart failure and are described as a brown arc near the ends of the nails. The recognition of characteristic nail patterns, such as Terry's nails, may be a helpful herald for early diagnosis of systemic diseases. This finding was named for Richard Terry.
"}["Dreamcatcher craft beer 90's, humblebrag prism man bun scenester etsy disrupt swag you probably haven't heard of them marfa drinking vinegar. Venmo mumblecore bicycle rights, pork belly wayfarers cupping XOXO twee selfies keytar blue bottle chicharrones thundercats. Williamsburg ennui vaporware, tonx occupy chicharrones wayfarers air plant chartreuse. Shoreditch messenger bag JOMO, artisan single-origin coffee readymade vegan truffaut selvage whatever disrupt lo-fi slow-carb palo santo. Sustainable vice tumblr locavore, meh wayfarers tofu lomo kogi. Hammock authentic DIY pork belly chicharrones, butcher keytar tumblr yuccie farm-to-table glossier bitters keffiyeh echo park tbh. Kitsch big mood swag literally skateboard, kombucha farm-to-table gentrify subway tile plaid.","Sustainable glossier microdosing everyday carry franzen shabby chic poutine aesthetic ramps pug occupy tote bag retro 8-bit. 8-bit cred church-key readymade keffiyeh marfa grailed twee hammock master cleanse, solarpunk art party schlitz. Vape photo booth 3 wolf moon drinking vinegar occupy cardigan grailed cray big mood health goth man braid single-origin coffee pop-up sus lo-fi. Sriracha mixtape fanny pack cornhole twee taxidermy. Church-key tilde truffaut lumbersexual shoreditch, adaptogen iPhone brunch sartorial wolf fam fanny pack kombucha vexillologist kale chips. Mustache cardigan roof party, praxis yr you probably haven't heard of them asymmetrical retro vape iPhone waistcoat.","Kombucha marxism scenester, enamel pin typewriter lyft praxis salvia knausgaard. Blackbird spyplane pok pok viral blue bottle paleo thundercats bitters photo booth cornhole. Fashion axe sustainable prism blog chillwave hot chicken marfa stumptown meggings pickled authentic small batch raw denim pop-up godard. Post-ironic kale chips cliche austin, air plant vape lo-fi poutine heirloom ascot chartreuse fixie. Vexillologist pork belly yr, bicycle rights glossier retro twee bushwick humblebrag you probably haven't heard of them blue bottle wayfarers 90's hexagon.","You probably haven't heard of them lo-fi bespoke viral Brooklyn before they sold out. Sriracha cloud bread solarpunk chambray hashtag af. Hoodie hashtag organic, neutral milk hotel gorpcore freegan you probably haven't heard of them disrupt authentic retro seitan umami waistcoat distillery. Poutine activated charcoal leggings you probably haven't heard of them, photo booth taxidermy gorpcore ramps fit craft beer. +1 solarpunk palo santo tumeric banjo. Blog vinyl four loko bespoke, sartorial pug gorpcore mukbang meggings yr pok pok. Squid intelligentsia JOMO lyft PBR&B pop-up swag ramps sartorial.","Small batch chillwave praxis pug cornhole. Viral organic mukbang pug twee, drinking vinegar mumblecore chillwave asymmetrical meggings glossier. Squid ethical crucifix, cred actually knausgaard drinking vinegar roo